Story
Greatness Has A NameWhen the first humans to scale Mount Everest reached the summit, they didn't immediately update their wikipedia pages or take selfies with self-aggrandizing hashtags. They celebrated their dominance over nature like true men--by cracking open a beer and chiseling their names into the icy death they'd conquered.
A man's name isn't just a label. It's a shorthand celebration of his greatest accomplishments.
This Time It's Personal
Sure, Barry from high school, voted "Most Likely to Succeed," might drive a fancy European sports car to his fat cat Wall Street job, but does Barry from high school have his own set of personalized pint glasses?
Probably not. He probably drinks from non-personalized glasses like an uncultured chump.
We've acquired that monstrous laser from "Goldfinger" and repurposed its settings from burning James Bond's giblets to etching names into pint glasses with perfect precision.
So while Barry's crying alone in his mansion over a frozen microwave dinner, you can be toasting real success with three close buddies and four awesome personalized pint glasses.
The Man, The Myth, The Legendary Coasters
Pair his personalized pint glasses with a personalized bottle opener laser-etched to perfection. Plus, we’ve custom-designed and printed a set of six coasters celebrating the best of beer using a Medieval letterpress technique. We’re talking 15th century classy.
And we've got snacks with your name on them. Figuratively. We used to personalize every individual nut and pretzel, but they got inhaled too quickly for anyone to notice.
Grab the Personalized Barware Crate today and ensure the world never forgets your name.
Personalized Barware Crate
In the Box
- 4 Personalized Pint Glasses
- Personalized Steel and Wood Bottle Opener
- Letterpress "Styles of Beer" Coasters (Set of 6)
- Pistachios, 5 oz
- Beer Nuts Bar Mix, 3.25 oz
- CB's Lightly Salted Ballpark Peanuts, 12 oz
How It Ships
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Story
Greatness Has A NameWhen the first humans to scale Mount Everest reached the summit, they didn't immediately update their wikipedia pages or take selfies with self-aggrandizing hashtags. They celebrated their dominance over nature like true men--by cracking open a beer and chiseling their names into the icy death they'd conquered.
A man's name isn't just a label. It's a shorthand celebration of his greatest accomplishments.
This Time It's Personal
Sure, Barry from high school, voted "Most Likely to Succeed," might drive a fancy European sports car to his fat cat Wall Street job, but does Barry from high school have his own set of personalized pint glasses?
Probably not. He probably drinks from non-personalized glasses like an uncultured chump.
We've acquired that monstrous laser from "Goldfinger" and repurposed its settings from burning James Bond's giblets to etching names into pint glasses with perfect precision.
So while Barry's crying alone in his mansion over a frozen microwave dinner, you can be toasting real success with three close buddies and four awesome personalized pint glasses.
The Man, The Myth, The Legendary Coasters
Pair his personalized pint glasses with a personalized bottle opener laser-etched to perfection. Plus, we’ve custom-designed and printed a set of six coasters celebrating the best of beer using a Medieval letterpress technique. We’re talking 15th century classy.
And we've got snacks with your name on them. Figuratively. We used to personalize every individual nut and pretzel, but they got inhaled too quickly for anyone to notice.
Grab the Personalized Barware Crate today and ensure the world never forgets your name.
Customer Reviews
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Mar 7th 2022
Manly gift
I received this as a birthday gift.
The wooden crate is a super clever idea, and was quite manly! The etched pint glasses, bottle opener, and the rest of the contents were top quality.
Great gift for the guy who has everything! -
Dec 19th 2021
So.Much.FUN!
Hands down favorite gift this year! Bought Crates for our three sons and my husband, they had a ball trying to get the boxes open! They loved the personalization and each item is of excellent quality.
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Mar 7th 2021
Big Man Birthday
So much fun; mystery gift. All the grandkids loved it. The video is priceless! Thank you to our gifter.
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Dec 20th 2020
Best gift ever
My boyfriend absolutely loved this! He was so excited to open the box, and he was thrilled when he saw what was inside. The personalized beer glasses looked so great and he loved them! I highly recommend this!!
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Jun 18th 2020
Messed up order but AWESOME customer service
I ordered this crate for my boyfriend ad when he opened it and one of the glasses where cracked and we where missing one of the nuts. I called customer service and they are sending me new classes and nuts completely free. The customer service team was so helpful and made sure everything turned out OK. I will DEFINITELY be ordering from man crates again